Just Eat Gilligan/Quotes

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He'd mess up every rescue / Man, that first mate was illin'
 If I was one of those Castaways / I think I'd probably kill 'im
...
She said, "That guy's a genius" / I shook my head and laughed

I said, "If he's so fly, then tell me why / He couldn't build a lousy raft"
—"Weird Al" Yankovic, "Isle Thing"
"If anyone listened to Jack Bauer, the show would be called '3'."
—Jack Bauer Facts, a Memetic Mutation of 24
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