Just a Stupid Accent/Quotes

Man: "I 'ate your paintings!
Woman: You ate mah paintings!?
Man: No, I hhhate zem! Why do we 'ave to talk fucking English?"

Coach Z: Oh, now this is just adorable. Homestar Runner's sweatshirt float.
Marzipan: (referring to the noticeable space in the float's wording) Looks more like a "swee-atshirt" float to me.

Coach Z: You say tomater, I zader madermorts.

—Homestar Runner

King Arthur: Can we come up and have a look?
French Soldier: Of course not! You're English types.
King Arthur: What are you then?

French Soldier: I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrrrageous accent, you silly king?

—Monty Python and the Holy Grail