Kaijudo/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Episode One

Mean Girls: Heeeey!!
Mean Girl A: Allison, you're not going to the "leper table" again?
Allie: You're welcome too.
Beat
Mean Girl A: O-hi-yeah-no.
The girls walk away

  • After the ordeal with the Terrasuar, the gang is at Allie's house where she is starts freaking out.

Allie: Hello! You drew that giant horned thing before we even saw it!
Ray: What? You mean Rumbling Terra-sumph-
Allie covering Ray's mouth: Gi-gi-gi, that's it! You said the name, and it appeared. How did that happen, how did you know its name?
Ray muffled: I just made it up?
Allie: Ok...so you were gone the last two years at wizards school and now you bring drawings to life from your sketch book?

Allie: I say we make a pact. We can't forget about it, but we can talk about it again ne-ver, especially the monsters name.

  • Since Allie thinks saying the Rumbling Terrasuar's name is enough to call it out, she takes its name from being said into her own hands by covering the would be say-er's mouths, including the mysterious, older Hector Chavez's. He takes it in stride, but the awkward rudeness isn't lost on anybody.
  • The kids' collective 'freak-out' reaction during there brief trip in the Kaiju Realm.

Gabe: I've figured it out. It's not real Ray. I'm just dreaming.
Allie: What! No! Gabe, you're not!
Gabe: Just what a dream Allie would say.

Chavez: This is the part of the dream where you ruuuuuuuunn!!

  • When the group plus Chavez returns through a portal above a street, Gabe flails for a second before he falls to the street.
  • Ray, Allie, and Gabe are not amused after their Kaiju Realm sabbatical.

Chavez: Everyone ok?
Gabe: So not a dream...
Chavez: Heh-heh..ha... Oh come on, all of your arms and legs are still on!
Cue the groups pensive glare


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