Kanashii no Imi

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Standard disclaimers apply: this is a lemon, and I'm not responsible if you
get busted for reading it. None of the characters herein belong to me,
either, so don't come after my ass. This document is best viewed under
Wordpad, 640x480. It's also a darkfic, so be warned for lots of angst and
other neat stuff.

—Leaf-chan. Well, he is half right.

Written by an author who called himself Leaf-chan, Kanashii no Imi is a Tenchi Muyo! fanfic in which an Original Character named Jeff is accidentally teleported into the Tenchi universe by Washu. Washu ends up deciding to keep Jeff for experiments, but allows him to go and see the other girls. There, he encounters Sasami. The situation... degenerates rapidly.

The fanfic gained rapid notoriety in the Tenchi Muyo! fanbase for its disturbing nature and its protagonist, who, in many respects, resembled a negative otaku stereotype. To this day, it is one of the most infamous fics in the fandom.

The original story has since been deleted, but you can find a complete archive of it at here. Fortunately for those of you who don't want to scream at squick, an MST exists here.

Caveat: This story is seriously NSFW. You may want to keep the Brain Bleach close at hand, but don't say we didn't warn you.

Tropes used in Kanashii no Imi include:

She was in her lab as always, fiddling and diddling with this and that. Lights flickered, photons burst, people died, and stuff happened as she experimented with her latest invention, something that she termed the "Reality Distortion Transportation Thingamabob". Hours and hours passed as she worked.... and all the while, the reader was left in total boredom.

[C]an I at least get to say hi to the others? You know... Ryoko, Aeka, S-Sasami, and Ryo-ohki...? Oh yeah, and Tenchi too.

Sasami: "I—hate ...you."

[Jeff] never did have emotions to start with.

He'd crossed the threshold, in more ways than one; beyond a physical concept, it was a blatant metaphor for what he was about to attempt...

  1. It should have been Kanashimi.