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Keenan Caine: Man, Sara is getting all girly and clingy and shit...lousy lay, too.
Josh Preston: Fuck. That. Noise.

  • Surprisingly rare in Warhammer 40,000. Kick the Dog barely begins to describe the treatment of choice for civilians, cute fluffy critters, and even entire planets in this supremely fucked-up universe. Even Moral Event Horizon barely begins to cover it.
  • In Magic: The Gathering's Weatherlight saga, Greven il-Vec threw Vhati il-Dal overboard. The set's designers admitted that they created Vhati just so Greven could kill him and show how evil he was.
  • The example for Mind Control in Hero System 5th edition is a hypnotist ordering a Flying Brick to kick a puppy. Fortunately, it doesn't work.

Mighty Man then uses his Phase to dispose of two of Hypnos’s henchmen who are bent on causing the puppy harm.


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