Kingdom Hearts/Funny

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  • Belle elbowing Xaldin. Seriously. She did it hard enough for him to release her, and for her to snatch the Rose back. The fact that such a big, bad villain armed with floating lances just got stunned like that made this troper and her brother laugh like hell.
  • Donald tells a depressed Sora to be happy if he wants them to join him in finding Mickey shortly after they all meet. In an awkward genre-blending moment, Sora then struggles to work up a pretty pathetic excuse of a smile!
  • Sora to Yen Sid after Donald Duck and Goofy bow -- "Hey there!" Cue an insulted scold from Donald.
    • It seems he doesn't learn, because it happens again when he meets Queen Minnie.
  • A lot of Hayner's moments, but especially "Now the whole town and their mothers are treating us like the Klepto Club."
    • "Well, I know what I'm going to write for my report. The Seven Wonders are bogus. The end."
  • This little number from KHII:

Announcer: ...and the winner will get the chance to challenge our champion, Setzer!

Rai: SEIFER, y'know?

"Yo, hey, how're you doin' everybody yeah. Got a minute? Hades, Lord of the Dead. Nice to see you. Hey guess what? I got a place for you down under!"

"Wonderboy has dropped out of the standings."

Hades: "Do you have any idea who you're talking to!? I'm the Lord of the Dead!"
Auron: "No wonder no one wants to die."
Hades: "You're FIRED!"

  • Donald Duck hilariously pulls off the only instance of Breaking the Fourth Wall in the first game, during the scene in which he and Goofy talk to Aerith. Donald is too short to be in proper focus of the camera, so he reaches out and pulls the camera downwards so that he can be in focus.
  • In Re: Chain of Memories, one of the minigames in the Hundred Acre Wood has you fighting a battle much like any other battle in the game. However, in this battle, you're fighting bees to keep them off Pooh while he gets honey, all of your Keyblade cards are covered in bees, and you heal Pooh's 'hunny gauge' by using cards which summon giant hunny pots that plop onto his head!
  • In Kingdom Hearts II, when you encouter Xigbar in The Land of Dragons, he seems to try and make a mysterious exit, by disappearing whilst Sora and Co. are distracted by Nobodies. In the next shot however, you see Xigbar running off in a rather amusing fashion. So much for a mysterious exit...
  • Almost everything about Demyx would qualify. From "Run! Run away!" to his over-the-top death scream.
  • In Kingdom Hearts II, the Big Bad has just been beaten, and everyone is getting ready to go home. Sora tells Riku he's coming along too. Riku is still guilt ridden (he was the guy who caused that home to be destroyed in the first game) and asks "How am I supposed to face everyone?" Sora replies "like this", and makes a funny face that cracks him up. Remember, this is ten seconds after they beat the Big Bad, and ten seconds before he comes back as a One-Winged Angel. But they've got time to crack jokes. Thank you Sora, for reminding us this is a Disney game.
    • And that was a Call Back to an earlier scene in the game, in which Donald and Goofy answered the same way Sora did, when Aladdin asked what do friends do.
  • The only thing that makes the Prolonged Prologue worthwhile for some people is the stereotypically British DiZ telling "Ansem" that they should buy ice cream with binary Munny.
    • When Sora and co. meet Santa Claus in Christmas Town, Sora asks if he's on the nice list. Sora's reaction to the answer is priceless.
    • Earlier: "...And then, we can go see Santa! *cue Sora's dreamy pose and disapproving stare from Donald* Erm... but first, the Heartless!". It's way funnier.
    • Jack Skellington: slow learner.

And once we've caught him, I'd be honoured to deliver the p[Sora clamps a hand over his mouth and frogmarches him to the ambush site]

    • When Tifa is looking for Cloud and asks Sora if he's seen him:

Tifa: "I'm looking for a guy with spiky hair"

Sora: *Wordlessly tugs at one of his own spiky locks*

Tifa: *chuckles* "Spikier."

    • Oh, you missed the best part! After that, Tifa starts looking around the room, tapping walls, opening drawers, etc. Then she turns to a wall, and SLAMS her fist into it, hard enough for the screen to shake, and dust falls from the roof. She turns back to Sora & co., grins and says "Well, guess he's not here. Let me know if you see him!" The gang snaps to a nearly flawless attention (army style) and says "Yes, ma'am!" They wait to be sure she's gone before anything else happens.
  • This troper laughed extremely when King Mickey gets confused when Goofy mentions a password for the DTD in Hollow Bastion:

Mickey: "Password?"
Sora and co: *looks shocked*
Mickey: "Oh! I guess you mean like a code!"

    • Ha! Mickey is a computer illiterate! Who knew?
      • Of course he is. He's what? 80? Old people don't understand technology.
      • The scene makes more sense in the Japanese version. They used the English word "password" which left Mickey confused for a while, until he realized they weren't speaking Japanese.
  • A little known part of Anti-Form can be seen here.
  • The blink-and-you’ll-miss-it "Like an Old Married Couple moment" between Leon and Aerith in the second game during the crisis at Hollow Bastion, when Leon, having to go retrieve the anti-virus for the computer, asks Aerith if she'll be OK on her own, and she shuts him up with nothing but a Death Glare.
  • In the second game, Sora, Donald, and Goofy's reaction when Mickey tells them that the "Ansem" they worked so hard to beat wasn't REALLY Ansem.
  • Pretty much anything involving Past Pete...

Past Pete: Say... anybody seen any bad guys around here?
(Sora, Donald, and Goofy all silently point to Past Pete)

Past Pete: I finally found the runt what stole my boat!
Donald: Yeah! It was YOU!
Past Pete: (proudly) Right! Me!
(Beat)
Past Pete: Wait! Wait! It wasn't ME! It was some guy that LOOKS like me!

  • Sora getting smacked in the head with a random (flying) honey pot right after watching Pooh forget about everyone. It came out of nowhere (literally), yet you'd expect something like that to happen in the 100 Acre Wood portion.
  • In the TGS trailer for Dream Drop Distance, there's a part where Sora asks Neku's name. Cue Dream Eaters popping up.

Neku: Dream Eaters!
Sora: That's a weird name.
Neku: Uh, no, that's what they're called.

  • From the first game, here's some good moments.
  • From the second game: Sora and Donald's reactions to finding out that Mulan is a girl.
  • From the second game: Hades flicking Sora over to fall on the ground.
  • Genie's first appearance in KH 2, when he flies into the palace courtyard and jubilantly hugs Pete, mistaking him for Aladdin. At one point he asks, "Did you put on weight, Al?"