Kingdoms of Amalur: Reckoning/Funny
- When you track down "Lord Cras" (from New Culn) after his assassin fails to kill you.
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Cras: I knew that lying bastard couldn't be trusted! Never send a liar to murder someone. That's what murderers are for. |
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- Commander Owaiglyn's description of the jungles of Klurikon:
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It's hot, wet and always smells like something died - because something always did. |
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- Agarth's utterly indignant reaction to being called drunk when he reads your Fate
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Agarth: I am! But... |
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- During the House of Valor storyline, the Champion sends someone to lure you out somewhere secluded and kill you. With an easy persuasion check, you can remind him that he has personally seen you kill dozens of people in the arena, always with the odds stacked against you, and a few times by yourself. He promptly runs away.