Kirby/Haiku

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Little pink puff-ball
Sucks, but not in a bad way
Go get 'em, Kirby!

—Willy Four Eyes

A cute pink beanbag
Fights to save a Sugar Bowl
From Cosmic Horrors.

—Trigger Loaded

What harm could you do?
Whoa, you just sucked up tons of
Baddies. How awesome!

—Iceguppie


He's a suckup
Wait, is he a UFO?!
That's freaking awesome!

—Test Your Might

Dream Land in trouble?!
Here comes Kirby! Never fear,
Real Men Wear Pink!

—RL Yoshi

Good-bye, Waddle Doo
Press down on the D-Pad now
Beam it, Waddle Dee!

Magolor wants parts
Uh-oh, now he's big and scary
You'd better ask Landia

—Pseudodino