Knocked Up/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • "OH MY GOD IT'S THE RUSSIANS!"
  • One of Ben's friends exclaiming "Well fuck me in the beard!".
  • Another of Ben's friends barging into where Allison is in labor. He comes in to ask if everything's alright, and she's so filled with hormones that she shrieks "GET OOOOUT!"
  • Ben's rant when Allison is hormonal to the point of acting like a lunatic and throwing him out of her car, forcing him to walk several miles across town to the gynaecologist's office.

Ben: Fuck you, hormones! You're a crazy bitch, hormones! Not Allison! Hormones! Fuck 'em! It's a girl. Buy some pink shit.

  • When Allison e-mails Ben, asking to meet up (unbeknownst to him, so she can tell him she is pregnant) and Jonah exclaims lewdly, "She like a-the way your dick taste!"
  • "Was your vagina drunk?! What, did you think that I made a dickskin condom!? 'He hollowed out a penis, and put it on.' What the fuck?!"