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God Hand

• Many, many of them, especially with medibot, but here's one that sticks out. Doubly digital nonexistent real estate on the digital divide. It Makes Sense in Context...a little. Sort of.

Pokecapn's Sonic Unleashed Let's Play

• From the same LP, when Kung-Fu Jesus starts poking fun at the "successful quicktime sequence" noise:

*game makes a "ding-dong" sound* Kung-Fu Jesus: Someone's at the door! Medibot, get my door. Medibot: Yes'm. *door opening sound; Kaz enters the room* Kung-Fu Jesus: OH WAIT, THERE WAS ACTUALLY SOMEONE AT THE DOOR?!?!

• • KFJ does not have a doorbell. Them trying to explain what just happened is also hilarious. "EFF the fourth wall, let's break the fifth and sixth while we're at it!"

Pokecapn's Mario Party Marathon

• Kung-Fu Jesus getting drunk when he gets tired of losing in Mario Party 5, and everything that follows. All of it.
• Mario Party 5: A drunk KFJ duels pokecapn for one coin.
• In Mario Party 5, medibot, as Waluigi, has been holding a Bone capsule at some point. KFJ, as Yoshi, lands on a Chain Chomp space and chooses Waluigi as the target, not knowing what the bone would do to Chain Chomps. The result is the Chain Chomp gets lured away from Waluigi by the bone, causing pokecapn to cry out in Angrish, all while berating KFJ for being so stupid. The kicker? pokecapn already told the group what the bone would do, many times, before it happened.
  • Of course, KFJ was falling-down drunk at the time. When pokecapn first explained what the Bone did KFJ even said it didn't make any sense to him.
• In Mario Party 7, Kung Fu Jesus confuses the mic.

Final Fantasy XIII-2

• While searching for Noel in the 10th video (and momentarily mistaking a passing NPC woman for him), KFJ uses Mog to find a hidden chest. This prompts NPCs in the area to flock to the spot for apparently no reason, much to the amusement of the confused players. The kicker is when the NPC they subsequently speak to says, "People don't seem to be very interested in this site."
• In the 30th video, Mio Bison channels flan in order to react to Serah's Badass Teacher act.

Mio Bison: (in an extremely high voice) We're sorry, Miss Farron!

• • Then, his subsequent translation of Mog's translation of the flans from English back into Flan.