Kurt Angle/Funny
- Crowning Moment Of Funny: His five-second poses with Edge and Christian in 2000, his skits with Stone Cold Steve Austin and Vince McMahon in 2001 (during the controversial InVasion arc).
- Three words: Tiny Cowboy Hat.
- Have we already forgotten "Sexy Kurt"?
- He'll make your ankle hurt. (Ankle huuuurt!)
- "The Angle Slam.../ the Ankle Lock!/ Marty Jannetty.../ still can't walk!"
- To quote Jim Ross, "MILK-O-MANIA IS RUNNING WILD!"
- "Go get them jugs, Kurt!"
- "Rey Mysterio, what I meant to say, is you're a boy, and I'm a man! And tonight I'm gonna love to manhandle you! No, wait!!"
- This Kurt Angle / Brock Lesnar (not that way) promo.
- Tag team partners don't shake hands! Tag team partners...gotta hug!.
- Kurt Angle doesn't like the... black people.
- What, no love for the birth of the "You Suck" chants?
- After defeating Shawn Michaels at Wrestlemania:
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Kurt Angle: I was arrested Sunday night. I was arrested on charges of armed robbery. I was arrested for stealing the show! |
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- The first episode of SmackDown after John Cena won his first WWE Championship, we got this:
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Kurt Angle: Okay, let's get a few things straight here. You, you, and you <Pointing to The Big Show, JBL, and Eddie Guerrero> all lost at Wrestlemania. You <Booker T> weren't even at Wrestlemania. And unfortunately for you <Rey Mysterio>, you must be THIS TALL in order to challenge for the title. |
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- Trying to out-"WOOO!" Ric Flair.
- Kurt Angle's battle rap with John Cena.
- "Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care, Jimmy crack corn and I don't care, Jimmy crack corn and I don't care, I got Olympic gold!"
- His interview with The Rock
- "[[[Triple H]]] Tore his quad? Big deal! I tear my quad all the time! I tore my quad this morning! I’m here. I’m jumpin’ around!"
- And even before all this, he was featured in the commercial for Smack Down 2: Know Your Role, basically playing himself in the most over the top way possible.