Lackadaisy/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • "NO! Why isn't the corn tall enough!? This is terrible corn!"
    • Followed shortly by, "This barn is useless!"
  • "Are you questioning my logic?"
  • "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIdon'twantasandwich!!!"
  • Also, Saint Patrick's Day.
  • Here, Viktor and Mordecai have one of their own.
  • "Aunt Nina, I'm sorry I turned your only child into a gunslinging outlaw maniac."
  • "Hey, come on! What’s the matter with you both? Can we just stop before somebody gets-" Krack! "Never mind."
  • "Maybe you should ask her husband, Wick. Wait. You can't. HE'S DEAD! Q.E.D."
  • This conversation:

Dom: You look down on your luck.
Zib: Does it show?
Virgil: WE COULD BE TWINS.