Lady Lumps VS Boy Bumps: Battle of the Sexes

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Lady Lumps VS Boy Bumps: Battle of the Sexes is an odd series of comics and animations made by dhim. It asks the question, "Which hurts more: a shot to the boy bumps or a shot the the lady lumps?" and attempts to answer it in the obvious way -- you would be hard-pressed to find a larger collection of low blows in one place. There are a few overarching plots, but most of them are self-contained. Be warned that most of the links are NSFW, although few contain actual nudity.

Lady Lumps VS Boy Bumps

The original comics/videos and the new comics which star dhim's own characters: Lucy and Williams. Most of the comics follow a gag-per-comic format and depict Lucy and Williams's attempts at proving to the other that their own sex is superior to the other's by abusing each other's sensitive bits in humorous ways.

Many of the older videos were removed from YouTube but are still available on Break.

Seung Mina's Treasure Hunt

An animated series chronicling Seung Mina's hunt for treasure. In the first five videos, she journeys across all kinds of series, from Street Fighter to Naruto to Final Fantasy VII to Sonic the Hedgehog and many more, and performs her opening treasure move on random characters for some unexplained reason.

After the first five videos, it was turned into The Seung Mina Experiment, which encouraged viewers to fill out templates for their own characters to have their treasures opened. There was also a bonus video about her getting revenge on Sodia from Tales of Vesperia for being a backstabbing jerk and getting away with it. Well, almost getting away with it.

Battle Royale of the Sexes

An animated tournament that features sixteen combatants, with the winners decided by the vote of the viewers. No move is too low for this tournament, and combatants are encouraged to fight as dirty as possible -- even non-combatants stepping in to help is allowed!

The final fight between Sesshoumaru and Nami has still yet to be made, but dhim has promised to finish it eventually.

  • Round 1: Chun-Li vs Jin Kazama, Sheva vs Hitsugaya, Sophita vs Iori Yagami, Nariko vs Johnny Cage, Nami vs Zasalamel, Jessie vs Sesshomaru and Rin, Samus Aran vs Ash Crimson, Zelda vs Peach vs Daisy vs Rosalina, and Zelda vs Link.
  • Round 2: Samus vs Link; Zelda, Peach, Daisy, and Rosalina vs Link; Nami and Rangiku vs Hitsugaya; Sophita vs Sesshomaru and Rin; and Chun-Li vs Johnny Cage.

Mountain Goat to the Cooch

It started as a Running Gag in the LumpsVSBumps comic and turned into its own series. Basically, Oliver the mountain goat travels through dimensions to ram trolls or random characters in the groin.

The CRYOCH Machine

The CReate Your Own Cheap Hit Machine, which allows you to easily create a template for your own characters and have them animated in a few different ways. The first two videos here were made only by dhim, and the rest are videos fans made with their animations that dhim helped make!

Team C.O.C.O.A.

Vanessa Lewis and Elena team up and recruit other black women from fighting games to raise awareness for black women in fighting games.

Standalone videos

Tropes used in Lady Lumps VS Boy Bumps: Battle of the Sexes include:
  • All Women Are Lustful: Pops up in various videos, where the female characters are more perverted than the males.
  • Ambiguous Gender: Poison, who is the subject of Poison's True Form!
    • dhim's own sex is also frequently discussed, but dhim prefers to keep it secret. The answer is out there, if you look hard enough.
  • Badass Boast: Abel makes one when the Nerf King shows up:

Abel: I just murdered a Dinosaur with my bare hands. A Mystery man doesn't scare me.


"Nope, that's mah junk."

  • Panty Shot: All over the place.
  • Perpetual Frowner: Sexy Ryu takes dancing very seriously.
  • Potty Emergency: In Poison's True Form, Chun-Li tries to determine Poison's sex by waiting to see which restroom Poison uses, but she is unable to wait for very long and has to rush into the restroom herself.
  • Potty Failure: In the scene after Chun-Li's potty emergency, she is wearing different clothes for reasons she would rather not talk about, implying this happened.
  • Real Men Wear Pink: Real men wear skirts...of fire! And Williams likes fashion and painting his nails.
  • Running Gag: The mountain goat, Ibuki hiding in trash cans and stealing underwear, Mike Haggar showing up to Nerf someone with his pipe.
  • Serial Escalation: Some of the stuff Abel starts attacking in Danceabel, which includes an elephant, a moai, the Willis Tower in Chicago, a pyramid, and a dinosaur that had just risen from a tar pit.
  • Single Tear/Tears From a Stone: A single drop of rain slides down Dr. Doom's mask while he mourns the death of his hover chair.
  • Sunglasses at Night: Amy learns the hard way that wearing sunglasses in the dark is a bad idea, no matter how cool they look.
  • Sure Why Not: A fan asked if the mountain goat's name could be Oliver and dhim said sure.
  • Symbol Swearing
  • Too Dumb to Live: Williams is...not exactly the brightest of the bunch.
  • Would Hit a Girl: The ladies get beat down just as badly as the men. No Double Standard here folks!
    • Except for the female rapists. Then again, the issuing storm for trying to make this even would leave no survivors...