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"Lately it's been hip to over react to things like this.Why? This is not at all funny."
—Cynical Asshole, Bronyism
"Who on earth would put any manner key inside a can and seal it? What sense does that possibly stand to make? I'm reasonably sure this is the only time anyone's ever run into something like this."—Muschio Malto, Dive Quest
"If you've got a weak spot in a movie or what could be perceived as a weak spot, then you should attack it, then no one (in the audience) can be at fault when thinking of it themselves"—Matthew Vaughn, Kick-Ass, DVD and Blu-Ray commentary.
"Everything in this school happens to this band, their friends and their stupid colored jeans."—Bruce the Moose, Degrassi the Next Generation
"Oh no you don't. You can't get away with something that absurd merely by pointing out how ridiculous it is."—Paris, Irregular Webcomic
"Ugh. TV Doctors."—Carol Hathaway, ER
"Iconic horror franchises always run the risk of devolving into unintentional self-satire. A lot of filmmakers figure they can just combat this head-on by acknowledging the fact openly (or as they say in the biz, "putting a lampshade on it"). But the fact that a lot of people think that Killer Axe Man 17 is getting kind of stupid doesn't actually change if the film's writers point out that they know it's stupid. This acknowledgment just makes everything stupider."
"Hey screenwriters, having your characters call out the cliches in your own script doesn't absolve you from having those cliches in the first place."—Ellen Fox, The Rotten Tomatoes Show
"This is like that episode of... well, everything."—Malcolm, Malcolm in the Middle
"You should know that this is the strangest thing I've ever done!"—Flynn, Tangled
Lana: Where did you get a grenade?Lana: Wait, what?
Archer: Hanging from the lampshade.
—Archer, S01 E06 Scorpio
-"This is, by a wide margin, the least likely thing that has ever happened."—Leela, Futurama
"Yeah, Ted can really drone on about a bitch."—Lily Aldrin, How I Met Your Mother
"Guy named Otto Octavius winds up with eight limbs. What are the odds?"—J. Jonah Jameson, Spider-Man 2