Large Ham/Film/Disney Animated Canon
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Chewing the Disney animated-feature scenery...
- Many Disney characters in the animated canon, but especially the villains.
- The Rescuers Down Under has Percival C. McLeach, as portrayed by George C. Scott.
Let's see if we can't refresh that rusty old memory of yours. Is she on SATAN'S RIDGE? Or NIGHTMARE CANYON? What do you think Joanna? Yeah that's it. Right smack dab in the MIDDLE, at CROC FALLS! |
- The Wicked Queen in Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs is the first in that canon and a particularly wonderfully nightmarish example. (This may have a lot to do with her being voiced by Lucille LaVerne, a stage and silent film actress. She's also visually based on Kate Hepburn.)
- Actually, although she has a few drips of ham, the Queen is one of the more subtle villains out there. When she turns herself into the hag on the other hand, all bets are off, and she chews the scenery wonderfully.
- Scar, from The Lion King.
- "IDIOTS!!! THERE WILL BE A KING!! IIIIIII WILL BE KING! STICK WITH ME, AND YOU'LL NEVER GO HUNGRY AGAIN!!!!" So, how many hams does it take to feed a pride of lions, Scar?
- Jeremy Irons again; see Eragon and Dungeons and Dragons elsewhere in this page.
- Scar is even hammier in German, believe it or not. This guy knows how to rock a Villain Song.
- From the sequel: Zira, if her lullaby is anything to go on.
- Their son Nuka qualifies too. Probably It Runs in The Family.
- "IDIOTS!!! THERE WILL BE A KING!! IIIIIII WILL BE KING! STICK WITH ME, AND YOU'LL NEVER GO HUNGRY AGAIN!!!!" So, how many hams does it take to feed a pride of lions, Scar?
- Cruella de Vil is another example. Specially as played by Glenn Close in the Live Action Adaptation.
- Who can forget the enormous ham from hell, Hades?
- No one hams like Gaston. It helps that he bears an uncanny resemblance to Bruce Campbell.
- Forte in Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas, voiced by Tim Curry.
- Whenever Beast gets angry, he hams up accordingly ("Then go ahead and STAAAAAAAAAAAAARVE!").
- Except maybe Pat Carroll's Ursula the Sea-Witch from The Little Mermaid, who actually turns herself into a very large...octopus...for the finale. She may be the first and only Disney villain to actually shake her moneymakers for the camera.
- "And don't underestimate the importance of...BODY LANGUAGE!"
- Well, the only one until Alameda Slim, who not only dances, but can "YODEL ADLE ELDE IDLE OOOOOO!" No ham is complete without a Las Vegas performer-esque shiny outfit.
- In poker terms, Marina Del Rey from Ariel's Beginning will see you that outfit, and raise you a time-space wormhole from Bob Mackie's warehouse that leads directly into her underwater armoire.
- All we gotta do is build an act. Make ya a star. A headliner! Dumbo the Great!
- Timothy Mouse from Dumbo is a non-villainous example of a Large Ham. Who knew a circus mouse impersonating Nosferatu in one scene would take hamminess to extremes!
- For pure, unadulterated, lean Grade A ham, nothing beats a thick, juicy slab of Jafar.
- "GENIE! My second wish! I wish to be the most POWERFUL sorcerer... IN THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD! AH HA HA HA HA HAAAA!"
- "THE UNIVERSE IS MINE TO COMMAND!!! TO CONTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!"
- Even better, in the second film he gets a whole musical number, every line of which seems to made entirely of pun-filled ham.
- The only thing that could make Jafar more hammy is if he was voiced by Tim Curry. Case in point; his Reprise of the Prince Ali song.
- Jafar may have been killed off by the start of the TV series, but the Hamjitsu was conserved by the late Jonathan Brandis as the smarmy sorcerer Mozenrath. Who knew you could fit all that ham into a pair of leather pants?
- Let's not forget Mechanicles, "THE GREATEST OF THE GREAT GREEK GENIUSES!"
- Clayton from Tarzan, as played by Brian Blessed.
- Kazar the wildebeest from The Wild, voiced by William Shatner. Also Nigel to some extent.
- Maleficent. Even the name screams "Ham!"
- Zurg from Toy Story 2. Even more hammy in the spinoff series Buzz Lightyear of Star Command.
- Behold the shadowy ham that is The Phantom Blot.
- Even hammier in his appearance in DuckTales (1987).
"MUHUHUHUHAHAHAHAHA! I'M MEAN!" |
- And then there was the time he became "THE PHANTOM RAIIIINBOOOOOOW!"
- Ratigan may be Vincent Price's hammiest performance—and that's saying a lot.
- Magica DeSpell often gets so carried away.
- DON'T YOU DISRESPECT ME, LITTLE MAN! Call it part of his showman persona, or part of him, Dr. Facilier knows how to chew the scenery
- It is him, he's a ham who tends to steal the scene he's in.
- This list is not complete without the delightful Captain Hook, voiced by Hans Conreid, aka Doctor Terwilliger, aka Snidely Whiplash. A connoisseur of fine ham if there ever was one.
- Of course, the non-Disney Hook, with a rapacious wit and a love of the Bard, is no slouch either.
- Clopin is a non-villainous example. Frollo was fairly conservative compared to other villains.
- Except for "Hellfire": "Choose me or your pyre...be mine or you...will...BURN!!!"
- Also, let's not forget Frollo's final and subtly Ironic last words: "AND HE SHALL SMITE THE WICKED AND PLUNGE THEM INTO THE FIERY PIT!!!"
- While we're in Plucky Comic Relief Hams, The Genie, originally played by the one and only Robin Williams.
- Pumbaa is possibly a literal Large Ham.
Timon: "When he was a young warthog..." |
- And of course, who could forget Banzai's biggest mistake...
Pumbaa: Are you talkin' to me? —*insert one hellacious off-screen thrashing here, with the normally goofballed Ed staring on in absolute terror*
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- And of course, his partner Timon is voiced by scenery connoisseur Nathan Lane.
- Jumba. "I prefer to be called... EEVIL GEN-EE-OUS!!"
- The Queen of Hearts: OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!!!
- AND WHEN IT ARRIVES, (AH HA HA HA!) I'LL SMASH IT WIF A HAMMAH!! You can tell Eartha Kitt had fun playing the aptly named Yzma!
- Who else but Shere Khan could eclipse every other song in a film with Just. One. Line.
- Besides Zurg, Toy Story has Jessie ("YEE-HAW") and an obvious one in Hamm the piggy bank ("PIG PILE!"). Buzz dabbles in it sometimes, specially in the third film when he's reset and starts speaking in Spanish.
- Does Chernabog from Fantasia count? He manages to be a Large Ham without ever even SPEAKING A WORD.
- Bolt has both Bolt the dog and Rhino the hamster as somewhat hammy characters, but the director of the Show Within a Show as easily the hammiest character in the movie.
The Director: Let me ask you, Mindy from the network, what do you see here? |
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