Large Ham/Web Original

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


His acting within his reviews can sometimes outdo the movies he's reviewing.

There Are No Girls on the Internet. Hams, on the other hand...


Web Comics

  • Twice Blessed has Cade Masters, ADVENTURER EXTRAORDINAIRE!
  • The universe of Girl Genius is a World of Ham:
    • OTHAR TRYGGVASSEN, Gentleman Adventurer! fits this, especially in the radio play, as Lampshaded in this comic (of a radio play). Othar has been "kidnapped" by Ferretina, the Weasel Queen, famous for devouring young men, grilled with cheese. One of the closing questions is "And what kind of cheese goes best with grilled ham?"
      • Pushed even further into the zone of absolute hamminess by Cheyenne Wright portraying Othar in the audio plays.
    • Ferretina herself qualifies.

"I think it's the loneliness that makes a...person begin to have...strange thoughts. Thoughts that drive her to explore the twisted, blasphemous back alleys of science. That allows - no - forces her to create monstrosities! Monstrosities fit only to unleash upon those sanctimonious villagers who reviled and mocked her because of her father's experiments!"

    • Hamminess and Chewing the Scenery seem to be a consistent side effect of the Spark. Othar and Ferretina are just the ones who do it when they aren't going off on a Mad Scientist rant.
    • The Jagermonsters have tendencies that way as well.

"Ve kin only redeem ourselfs vit honourable death!"
"Yez, svift, painful, honourable death!"
"Hyu knife, brodder!"
"Right here, brodder!"
"*sigh* Ve didn't gets caught, hyu eediots."
"Whew!"

Higgs: I've seen this over and over! Damfool Sparks who think they've got to send a full scale army of giant, singing rosebushes, or it isn't romantic enough!

Web Original

"I can do anything I want, because I'm voiced by DAN GREEN!"
"ATTENTION DUELISTS! MY HAIR HAS BECOME AN INTERNET PHENOMENON!"

    • And then we have Marik.

"Foolish fools! There are no women in Yu-Gi-Oh! There are only extremely girly men! And I am the most girly of them all!"

  • Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog:
    • Nathan Fillion puts the "ham" in Captain Hammer. But he's playing a smarmy, self-absorbed superhero caricature--it would be impossible to portray the character any other way. Fillion remarked that it was the only time in his career a director had to tell him to be more of a ham.

Captain Hammer (singing while giving Dr. Horrible the finger): "Everyone's a hero in their WAAAAAAAY?!?"

    • Doctor Horrible himself becomes Doctor Hamible in the last act, during the song "Slipping", and Act II - Brand New Day is a delicious slice of ham.
  • O'Malley from Red vs. Blue may very well be the largest ham in the history of Machinima.

"Now be careful, mustn't give away our position with maniacal laughter!"
"Even though what I want is something frightening! WHAT I WANT is something PURE EVIL, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

    • O'Malley's the undisputed king of this in Red vs. Blue, but fellow villain Wyoming is no slouch, and The Director shows shades of this as well at times.

"I don't give a DAMN about you and your committee!"

Strong Bad: "Well, I heard a techno song one time that went like, 'Doom doom doom doom', and then this other part came in and it was like, 'Dudalado! Dudalado! Dudalado! Dudalado!' And there's always this high-pitched noise, you know, like a siren that's like, 'DOO-DA-DA-DIDDLE!! DOO-DA-DA-DIDDLE!!!' And then there's the obligatory old movie quote from some sci-fi movie, it's like, 'The system is down! DOO-DA-DA-DIDDLE!!! DOO-DA-DA-DIDDLE!!!!'"
Strong Bad: "WHY? WHY DO MY THIRTY-YEAR-OLD ELECTRONICS KEEP BREAKING ON ME???"

    • TROGDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!!!
  • Survival of the Fittest:
    • Liam Black is this mixed with Narm. Candescence, the character's handler, stated this was very intentional (though they did regret it in hindsight.)

"Oh and a girl with silky brown hair and a FUCKING LASER!"
"Then the person threatening James... 'IS YOU!"

  • The Lonelygirl15 recurring villain Ted McKinley (aka PharmaGuy), especially in his first appearance.
  • The Angry Video Game Nerd alternates between somewhat constrained and really exaggerated Unstoppable Rage (particularly during rants, and sometimes even silent, like his Kaiju impersonation during the Godzilla video).

"I'm the LORD of the HARVEST!"
BRING IT DOWN, BRING IT DOWN!"

For Side-Kickassia! And geekery! [Races away bearing a sword.]

    • Elisa, as Dr. Tease and The Makeover Fairy, can hold her own too and even the Chick has a fair amount of moments.
      • To see Elisa really bringing home the ham, see her piece on the impact of Interview With a Vampire.
      • "The Dark Nella Saga" shows that all of Team NChick can gleefully ham it up like crazy, though Nella and Elisa remain the champions.
      • The Chick's review for The Little Mermaid provides great silent hamming from Nella!
    • While not a reviewer, Bhargav "Bargo" Dronamraju could very easily be the hammiest on the site.

"A sci-fi movie so terrible it makes my nipples TINGLE with FEAR! [...] YYYES! BATTLEFIELD EARRRRTH!!!"

"Take comfort in my masculine arms!"

    • Who could forget the Overseer?
    • Rigel and Mintaka are beginning to show hints of this as well.

"SOOOO FABULOUS!"

"I SAID PICK IT UP!"

"I GOT A HEART!"
"JUMP HEIGHT! UPGRADED!!!!"

"Malstrom- World-wide sex symbol to women. When a new article appears, his mailbox gets flooded by the ladies demanding passion from him. "A business article on video games? That is so hot!" they squeal. Each Malstrom article also gains him a million dollars from jet-sitting super secret investors. Malstrom is also prone to self-delusions. ("Hey," he says, "if you are going to have delusions, might as well go for the really satisfying ones!")"

"YOU'RE ABOUT A THREE MISSISSIPPI COUNT AWAY FROM THE WRONG SIDE OF A RAPE, BROTHER."


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