Legend of the Seeker/Funny

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  • Cara acquiring transportation.

Cara: I asked our "friends" if we could borrow their horses.
[Camera cuts to a field full of dead bodies]
Cara: They didn't object.

  • An even better one occurred in "Fury." Cara hunts several rabbits for a group they're protecting, but being militant pacifists, they don't eat anything that's been killed.

Cara: Actually, I found them by the side of the road, where they died a peaceful, natural death.

  • Also, "Princess" stands out as the funniest episode yet. From Cara trying to act like a prim and proper Princess (and failing) to Zedd acting the part of a prim and proper dowager duchess (and succeeding).

Cara: [After the Margrave's herald hits on Zedd] It seems you have an admirer.

Zedd: [Indignantly] Is there any reason why I shouldn't?

  • And Richard realizing the Margrave's sister he has to seduce isn't the beautiful woman beside him, but the...larger woman next to her.

Richard: ...spirits be with me.

  • In "Extinction", Richard and Kahlan are saying good-bye:

Cara: Can we speed this up? She loves you, you love her. I should protect her as if she were you. Did I miss anything? We could be halfway there by the time you finish your good-byes."