Leningrad Cowboys

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The Leningrad Cowboys are a novelty classic rock / oompah band from Finland, who famously appeared in Aki Kaurismäki's Leningrad Cowboys Go America playing themselves on a disastrous Spinal Tap style tour of America after the fall of the Berlin Wall.

The Leningrad Cowboys is noted "for its humorous songs, ludicrous hairstyles and concerts featuring the Russian military band Alexandrov ensemble". In the film, we find out that their dog has the same haircut.

They also produced a concert film in 1993, Total Balalaika Show.

Not to be confused with the Red Elvises.


Leningrad Cowboys provides examples of the following tropes:

"Your music will go over big down there. Here we have somethin' different. It's called rock and roll."

"I wonder when the violence starts. You always get murdered when you come to New York. I've seen it on television."

  • Commie Land: Played with. Just look at the covers of "We Cum From Brooklyn" (which looks like a Soviet medal) and "Happy Together" (which looks like a Pravda issue).
  • Cool Shades: Part of the standard Leningrad Cowboys outfit for the first few albums.
  • Crowning Music of Awesome: Born To Be Wild in Leningrad Cowboys Go America.
  • Defictionalization: The band remained together after the movie and has toured and recorded albums ever since.
  • Faux Death/Human Popsicle: Pekka Virtanen, bass guitarist and co-writer of the original song material in Leningrad Cowboys Go America, spends most of the film frozen after having rehearsed half the night out in the cold of the tundra. He is hauled about in a wooden crate roughly resembling a coffin with four holes for the hairdo, the shoes, and the bass stuck in his hand, which is filled with ice cubes to keep him from thawing and eventually rotting. At the end, he is reanimated with a swig of either vodka or tequila, so he has never been dead in the first place.
  • Germans Love David Hasselhoff: Inverted.
    • Then again, Germans do love the Leningrad Cowboys.
  • Heavy Metal Umlaut: Lɘиiиɢяad Cowʙoys and similar wacky pseudo-Cyrillic spellings.
  • Lzherusskie: The band often claimed to be from Russia which also explains the name. This was particularly supported by Leningrad Cowboys Go America which featured the Finnish actor Matti Pellonpää as their obviously Russian manager Vladimir.
  • The Movie: Subverted as Leningrad Cowboys Go America came before anything else. In fact, the band itself was created for the movie.
  • Ruritania: Finland is pretty much the opposite of Ruritania in Real Life...