Light and Dark - The Adventures of Dark Yagami/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • "NOOOOO! I MUST FARSTER!"
  • "I will have to use stealth instead" said L and jumped in the broken window screaming.
  • There was a minute quiet for Light. Then he got life noted back. "Few! I thought I was a boner there!" "We all fought that." Said Misa and stopped hugging him because he wasn't one.
  • Light's dad dressed as Watari shoot out a window just to show him he meant business and was not just some crazy guy in a helicopter.
  • "PEOPLE! I MEN YOU NO ARM!" he echoed and blew up a tower so people wood listen and not rjust run and scream a lot which they were. The stopped and turned and lookd at him and everyone wa amased by how hansom he was specally the women.
  • "YOU HAVE LEANED WELL FROM ME!" he whispered like moldy bread. "LEARNED WELL LIKE A FOX WHO WENT TO SCHOL AND DID WELL AND THEN WENT TO COLLEGE"
  • "AND SO WAS I!" Blud added but it was silly cos noone could see him.
  • "Look Mr L dude" dark said darkly. "I just want to blow up the world is that so evil?"

"Yes because then where will the kiddies live?"
Night looked shocked and stopped signing. "BRO! I NEVER FORT OF THAT!"

  • "You don't have any evidence that I'm kira" said Dark triumphantly

"But you came here. That proves that you are kira!" L decryed
Dark was so shocked that he fell to the floor screaming! How could he have given himself away so easily!