Little Nicky/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Henry Winkler... covered in bees!

  • Admit it, you laughed when Hitler's selection of pineapple was turned down.
  • Nicky trying to siphon one of his brothers out of a polar bear. Cue him immediately dropping back to Hell.
  • While asleep in Central Park, Nicky's demonic ramblings cause mayhem with the wildlife and grabs the attention of almost everyone in sight. Then...

Nicky: I will eat your heart.

  • "It's called a train, Nicky. Don't stand in front of them."
  • "Holy schnit!"
  • Meanwhile, at Popeye's chicken:

Nicky: GET IN THE FLASK!
Cashier: What are you talking about?
Nicky: I'm talking about an 8-piece, let's go.