Living Dead Dolls

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We're dead. Pure evil. We sleep with the worms.

Created by Ed Long and Damien Glonek back in 1998, Living Dead Dolls are little dolls who died in an assortment of creative ways, and come packaged in coffins for you to enjoy, complete with death certificates. They are distributed by Mezco Toyz, and to date,[when?] there are over twenty series, not counting the Exclusives and Fashion Victims. A complete listing of the dolls can be found in the Archive section of the official website.

Compare and contrast Little Apple Dolls.

Tropes used in Living Dead Dolls include:

Tessa was a tattletale
Who gossiped all she saw,
Until she got her eyes gouged out
Nerve endings and all.

    • Exclusive doll Jeepers as well...

Jeepers had one eye through which
She would occasion a gruesome sight.
The other shone only beauty,
That everything was quite alright.
So she plucked out the peeper she thought was so unwell.
But it turns out she was wrong,
Now all she sees is truly hell.

Calico sure loves her pet Muzzy.
Some parts are scaly and some parts are fuzzy.

  • Monster Clown: Schitzo. It's even implied that he murdered another doll, Cuddles.

He'll hand out balloons,
Then lop off your head.
He's playful and witty,
And also quite dead.