Abusive Parents: The main character of "All the Stars in Texas" mentions that his tagalong girl had a crooked father who was both this and The Alcoholic. The main character shot him dead in disgust and took her along.
Does This Remind You of Anything?: Averted in the unofficial "Whipped Cream" video. The things they put whipped cream on become increasingly ridiculous, and its done with with such seriousness, that by the time they're putting whipped cream in passerby's mouths and each other you're too busy laughing to be reminded of anything.
Fridge Horror: "Lake Pontchartrain". When you realize that the song may not really be describing a supernatural experience but a young man being interviewed about the disappearance and possible murder of his friends, it suddenly becomes a lot scarier.
Missouri still has the Death penalty. Should the narrator be convicted for the murder of his friends, he would be executed. Now, if his story was true, there even more Fridge Horror because that would mean no one would have survived that encounter, and the Lake would be free to kill even more.
Fish Out of Temporal Water: The songs "Broken Bride" and "Tonight's the Night" have a modern-day man trapped in the Cretaceous era.
Genre Blind: Many of the narrators of the songs, though the lyricists obviously aren't.
Gratuitous German: "Girls On Trampolines" starts with a count of Eins, zwei, drei, vier!
Mood Whiplash: The Broken Bride Album, period. Mainly "The Lamb and the Dragon". Its starts in a hard-rock metal-like solo, then turns western-ish. With whistling. And then the western tune gets hard-rock-ified. Then a depressing solo by the Traveler. It's awesome.
To a small degree, Skeletons on Parade. It initially sounds like a group of undead laughing at Halloween and planning a nice parade, but later the shift from jazzlike to metal makes it darker as they talk about overwhelming the living in a small town. It finally reaches creepy with the line NO ONE GETS AWAY. Then in comes the last chorus which is nice and serene.
The Mourning After: the traveler in Broken Bride has a bit of a problem letting go of his late wife.
Silly Love Songs: Even the played straight love songs are quite silly, and maybe all the sweeter for it. Straight examples (i.e. not Stalker with a Crush songs, for example) include "Anything for You", "Manta Rays"
Stalker with a Crush: Go-Getter Greg. "Haven't seen you at the pool since the barbeque! Not that I've been checking..."
Arguably, the narrator in "Hum Along", and for a much much darker example, "The Horror of Our Love"
Silent sleeper, I've been inside your bedroom/I've murdered half the town/left you love notes on their headstones...
But I realized you were right, we were never meant to be And you know what? Thank God 'Cause you're the most vapid, whiny blah I've ever met Always making fun of my clothes, telling me how hot other guys are, asking me to pay you gas money?! Buy your own gas you bug-eyed mooch - it's your car and it costs more than my house Oh and now you're going around trying to sleep with my friends Hey good, that really makes you an empowered individual - no wait, did I say empowered individual? I meant two-cent gutter slut Listen you tanning-bed-baked, broke-ass, goat-faced, oompa-loompa monkey problem I am proud to shop at Target, I'll wear warm-up pants any day of the week Yes, your ass did look fat in those jeans, your mom's a M.I.L.F. And I plan to get on your little sister just as soon as I give her a call back
Troperiffic: One review of You're Awful, I Love You pointed out that Andrew (who writes most of the lyrics) seems to write from the point of view of someone who learned everything they know about relationships from watching TV (if anyone recognizes this and knows a link to the review, please provide)
Tsundere: "Love Me Dead." Best summed in five words:
"Mutiny Below" is about a man who's ex reappears and asks for one more night together, but his conscious says no. Considering that he allows her in, no points for guessing what exactly said mutiny is.
Urban Legend: Lake Pontchartrain, a 'first-hand telling' of a supernatural experience at the eponymous lake.
Villain Song : "Skeletons on Parade" plays like this.
