M*A*S*H (film)/Funny

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  • Newly arrived Major O'Houlihan gets her first taste of Hawkeye's personality:

Hotlips O'Houlihan: I wonder how such a degenerated person ever reached a position of authority in the Army Medical Corps.
Father Mulcahy: He was drafted.

  • During the football game, a gun is fired to signify the end of the quarter.

Hot Lips: Oh my God! They shot him!!

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