Mad Doctor/Quotes
Dr. Horror, Dr. Horror, your heart's of blackest kind —Dr. Horror by Running Wild
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I know you're desperate, I really sympathize —Motorhead, I'm the Doctor
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Mr. Herriott insists on being called "Dr.", having a Ph.D. in naturopathic medicine, but is strangely reticent to mention where it comes from--possibly because the true center of naturopathy, Narnia, can only be found by those pure of heart.
—Cracked.com, "5 Books That Can Actually Make You Stupider"
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Ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting. |
Wait, wait, it gets better... When ze patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and ze doctor was never heard from again! Ahahahahahaha! ...Anyway, zat's how I lost my medical license.
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You should be grateful. Once I remove your skin you will feel so much cooler...
—Urien Rakarth, Master Haemonculus, Warhammer 40,000
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Fetch me another plaything. This one seems to have broken.
—Urien Rakarth, Warhammer 40,000
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Operate! Operate! Still time to operate!
—Mad Dok Grotsnik, Warhammer 40,000
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Now this is gonna 'urt a LOT but you'll be bettah, you'll see!
—The Mad Dok, Dawn of War
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One more word out of you and I'll perform another unnecessary surgery!
—Doctor Oscar Schneiderbunk, Visser M.D., Phoenix Command
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Steinman: Four-oh silk and... done. —Audio Diary, "Not What She Wanted," BioShock (series)
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ABOVE ALL DO NO HARM |
What can I do with this one, Aphrodite? She won't! Stay! Still! I want to make them beautiful, but they always turn out wrong! That one, too fat! This one, too tall! This one, too symmetrical! And now... what's this, Goddess? An intruder?! He's ugly! Ugly! Ugly! UGLYYYYYYYY! —Dr. Steinmann, BioShock (series)
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You don't like it? But almost everyone has two hands! Five digits? Pffff. How boring! You, now... you're interesting now!
—Ratchet, Transformers: Shattered Glass, on Rodimus not being impressed with his new buzzsaw hand
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As the mad surgeon said, "Mind if I... cut in?"
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Dr. Barber: Hmmm...good news. You have the plague. |