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"Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you."

Life is eternal. A lifetime is ephemeral.

Life is ephemeral. Phyrexia is eternal.

The sword is just a tool. It is the samurai's hand that delivers death.

The blood on my hands is merely proof of my ambition.

Every tear shed is a drop of immortality.

"Have you ever killed insects nibbling at your crops? I think that's what the Eldrazi believe they're doing to us."

Only the Eldrazi mind thinks in the warped paths required to open the hedrons and tap the power within.

Falling from heaven is not as painful as surviving the impact.

Some do. Some teach. The rest look it up.

"Ach, Hans, run! It's the Lhurgoyf!"

"Not again."

In the blink of an eye, she strode from deep snow to dusty waste. From the crease of light behind her, a voice rang hollow: "Saffi, wait for me . . . ."

"I have a bad feeling about this."

"What am I looking at? Ashes, dead man."

"Try to pretend you understand what's important."

"If I wanted your opinion, I'd have told you what it was."

"Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight everything with fire."

"All my spells smell like burnt hair lately."

"Anybody want some . . . toast?"

"Yes, I think ‘toast' is an appropriate description."

"And I say north is where I want it to be!"

"Eenie, meenie, minie, moe . . . oh, why not all of them?"

"Overkill? This isn't a game of Kick-the-Ouphe!"

"Some have said there is no subtlety to destruction. You know what? They're dead."

"That's a lotta nuggets."

"Once great literature—now great litter."

"Who'd want to ignite things one at a time?"

"After the fourth time Chandra left a place engulfed in flames, she decided to just go ahead and make it her thing."

"Walls collapse and kill people all the time. Some are just more aggressive about it."

"Don't mourn for me. This is my destiny."

"That was fun! Now me."

"No matter how many I kill, there are always more to hunt. It makes me smile just to think about it."

"There are two ways for me to pass this gate. One involves you remaining conscious."