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• Crazy Awesome: Payne runs head first into raging battle with a sidearm, no helmet and single handedly storms the enemy leaders stronghold. Recognising his badass nature isn't to be messed with, those inside wisely surrender.
• Crowning Moment of Funny
  • Tiger informs Payne that there's a monster in the closet. He goes into the room, asking "He in there?" When Tiger nods, Payne pulls the pistol from his holster and fires several times, concluding: "If he's still there, he ain't happy."
  • The "bedtime story". Full stop. There's also Payne's fantasy about having a relatively normal life, showing he and a family having a barbecue...that is then interrupted by a Vietcong...who then gets his face slammed into the grill.
• Tear Jerker: Watch Alex's face when his drunk, abusive step-dad shows up.
  • And even moreso when Payne actually steps in to defend him.