Make It Look Like an Accident/Quotes

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"With all due respect, Donbot, I don't really think we should rely on an accident to happen. Let's kill him ourselves."
Joey Mousepad, Futurama

Mr. Furious: Seems there was a little controversy there regarding your father's death.

The Bowler: Yeah. The police said he fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets.

Eggplant Wizard: No! Wait! It was an accident!

King Hippo: Oh, I'll give you an accident on purpose!
"I will not waste time making my enemy's death look like an accident -- I'm not accountable to anyone, and my other enemies wouldn't believe it."
Evil Overlord List, Cellblock A

"I'll make it look like an accident
I'll make it look like he was trying to hurt me
I'll make it seem like I was innocent
I'll make him wish he had never met me
I'll make it look like a suicide
I'll make it look like it was meant to be
I'll make it seem like I was innocent

I'll make the strychnine taste like raspberry tea"
Hannah Fury, "The Necklace Of Marie Antoinette"