Malevolent Architecture/Quotes
"This is a temple dedicated to evil. It's built on a desecrated burial ground where other more ancient desecrated burial grounds went when they got evil built over them. The architect was a Necromancer and the contractors were in the Eldritch Mafia."
—Drizz'l, Eight Bit Theater
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White Mage: What I want to know is this: HOW did you get us lost? |
"So, this must be Garland's haunted mansion... Talk about bad taste in interior decorating."
—Zidane, Final Fantasy IX
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"God, who designed this room, M.C. Escher? ...Why is there a ladder here if it doesn't go anywhere? I don't know... a scientist's job is to try to make sense of the world around him, but this whole building is crazy. Blocked exits. Gordian Knot airducts. A giant box-smashing room. It doesn't add up! The only time I feel like I know what I'm doing is when I'm shooting or breaking things..."
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A schedule for the Derailed Express. Huh. It's scheduled to derail at 4:15. Weird.
—Wario Land Shake It, description for the Derailed Express Timetable
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"I don't believe in a standing army. I believe in cruel and unusual architecture."
—Dwarf Fortress player Pickled Tink, on the forums
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Sweet Bro: FUCK IM FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS................... —Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff, extolling the inherent evil of stairs
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