I lie all the time,
I do it For the Evulz!
It is so much fun.
-Amazingly Enough
I lie to people
To gain benefit. Why so?
I'm so good at it.
I manipulate
Others to get what I want
I'm such a Jerkass
I can make you do
Anything I please, and you
Will read this haiku.
I compel you to
Do things the way I wanted
You chose to do it