Manly Guys Doing Manly Things/Funny

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Kratos: *Ramming a poor sap's head into a TV screen* LOOK AT THE 1080p HDMI CONNECTION! LOOK AT IT!!!
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Commander: Does it embarrass you at all that you just measured yer success with women by how much gay porn they've made outta you an' your brother?

Leonidas: WHY ARE YOU BUYING TEA LIGHTS? YOU HAVE SO MANY TEA LIGHTS! PUT THOSE BACK, YOU DON'T NEED ANY MORE.

Kratos: THESE ARE POMEGRANATE SCENTED! WE ONLY HAVE BLUEBERRY! YOU KNOW I HATE BLUEBERRY CANDLES!

    • And then, the Commander's advice to Jared on the matter:

Commander: When Spartans play Gay Chicken, they play for keeps, kid. Only way to win is not to play. Remember that. It could save yer life.