Marlon Brando/Quotes

"I'd like to think that from the seventies onward Brando stopped listening to directors and assistants and his always fuzzy conception of common sense and began taking orders directly from The Great Gazoo, the effeminate green space alien only Fred Flinstone could see."

—The Onion AVClub critic Nathan Rabin, discussing Brando's unfortunate Wag the Director tendencies

"Like a large number of men, I, too, have had homosexual experiences and I am not ashamed. I have never paid much attention to what people think about me. But if there is someone who is convinced that Jack Nicholson and I are lovers, may they continue to do so. I find it amusing."

—The man himself.