Mars Attacks!/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


  • "They blew up Congress!"
  • "Do the Martians have two sexes, like we do?"
  • "Don't Run, we are your friends."
  • "I want the people to know that they still have two out of three branches of the government working for them and that ain't bad."
  • "Whoa! He just made the international sign of the donut!"