Mary Poppins/Tear Jerker

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Books

  • The twins forgetting how to talk to animals as they turn one.

Disney film

  • The song "Feed The Birds". Just...the song "Feed The Birds".
    • Doubly so when you learn that "Feed The Birds" was Walt Disney's favorite song. He would frequently ask the Sherman Brothers to play it for him after their Friday afternoon strategy sessions. And then? They played it at his funeral. Y'all can go cry now.
    • And triply so when you learn, years later, that the bird lady was played by Jane Darwell, already no spring chicken when she won the Best Actress Oscar for playing Ma Joad in The Grapes of Wrath a quarter of a century earlier. It was her last film role.
    • What makes it worse is when Mr. Banks goes past the cathedral as he makes his way to getting fired; a Dark Reprise (or perhaps regular reprise, since it sounded dark anyway) swells as he looks at the utterly empty steps of cathedral, then up into the air.
  • Ultimately, the story of Mr Banks. He's a cold and selfish misogynist looking to be remembered in the world of banking. His life is turned upside down by the introduction of Mary Poppins, who brings fun to his family until he realises what a failure in life he's been. He is ridiculed before his peers, sacked from his job, and then reconciles with his family, intending to spend more time with his children.
  • Near the end, when Bert is describing George Banks's attitude towards his work and family (for emphasis, to a slow melancholy version of "The Life I Lead", where Mr. Banks had described much the same thing near the start of the film):

You're a man of 'igh position, esteemed by your peers
And when your little tykes are cryin', you 'aven't time to dry their tears
And see them grateful little faces smilin' up at you
Because their dad, 'e always knows just what to do.
You've got to grind, grind, grind at that grindstone
Though childhood slips like sand through a sieve
And all to soon they're up and grown
And then they've flown
And it's too late for you to give.

    • Mr. Banks opens the song with an equally sad statement to the position he's found himself in. The whole song, A Man Has Dreams, is pretty depressing.

A man has dreams of walking with giants.
To carve his niche in the edifice of time.
Before the mortar of his zeal has a chance to congeal
The cup is snatched from his lips. His flame is snuff ab'rning.
He's brought to rag and ruin in his prime.

  • When Mary Poppins watches Jane and Michael go off with their parents without a backwards glance. Just because something is right and correct doesn't automatically make it less sad.
    • However, in Mary Poppins' view: "Practically perfect people never permit sentiment to muddle their thinking."
      • Oh, balderdash. Her umbrella didn't buy that line, and neither should anyone else.

Disney musical

  • Mary's departure and the moment when she says goodbye to Bert and kisses him on the cheek.