Mean Girls/Funny

When Gretchen kicks the CD player in her boyfriend's face.
Karen revealing her "talent".
This exchange:

Janis: There are two kinds of evil people: People who do evil stuff and people who see evil stuff being done and don't do anything to stop it.
Damian: Does that mean I'm morally obligated to burn that lady's outfit?

Cady's mother's triple take when her husband displays a complete ignorance of what being grounded means.
This exchange:

Karen: So if you're from Africa, why are you white?
Gretchen: Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.

When Janis underlines "Army of Skanks."
"She doesn't even go here!"
"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant, and die." Followed by condoms being handed out.
'Get in, loser, we're going shopping!'
Gretchen's Backhanded Apology, followed by no one's willing to catch her fall...except Karen.
Cady cruising the hall with the rest of the Plastics and accidentally stumbling head-first into a garbage can.
Damien is in the girls's restroom:

Random Girl: Hey, get out of here!
Damien: Danny de Vito! Oh my God, I love your work!

Regina: Gretchen, stop trying to make "fetch" happen! It's not going to happen!
The following:

Random Girl: (about Regina) "One time she punched me in the face. (Beat) It was awesome."

"So you agree...you think you're really pretty..."
A fat girl bumps into Regina in the cafeteria who gained some weight "Watch where you're going, fat ass!"
When we get introduced to the Plastics Damien says the reason Gretchen's hair is so big is because it's full of secrets.