Memetic Molester/Quotes

He rapes you with his eyes.

—Luciene, on portraits of William Gladstone

"Tonight. YOU."

"That look is from the 'Guy You Alert the Flight Attendant About' collection."

(Later) "That look from the 'Guy In Car Peeping In On Yoga Class Through Binoculars' collection!"

—Riff Trax, on Edward Cullen

"You're crazy. I like that."

"I was born to rape."

—Joseph Fritzl

"But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? It is rape, and I am the sun."

—Fark headline, 2010-09-02

"I'm gonna violate you!"

—Yazan Gable, Zeta Gundam

"I'M WATCHING YOU!"

—Senor Koquonfaes, from Yahtzee's review of the Nintendo 3DS

I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS.
PRESERVE SHEPARD'S BODY IF POSSIBLE.
SHEPARD, SUBMIT NOW.
STRUGGLE IF YOU WISH. YOUR MIND WILL BE MINE.

I WILL FIND YOU AGAIN.

—Harbinger brings the No Yay, Mass Effect 2

Jecht: Come on, come on, come on, come on!

Terra: Get away!

—Typical fight scene in Dissidia Final Fantasy

Jecht: You better not cry, you'll make me uncomfortable.

—Jecht again, when facing off against Terra.

"Leeron is gay. He is so gay. Gay. He loves my asshole. Asshole."

—Leeron's theme song, Gurren Lagann

Orochimaru: I am not a pedophile! I just want his body!

(There was an awkward silence.)

—It's For a Good Cause, I Swear!, a Naruto fanfic.