Merchandise-Driven/Quotes

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.


Optimus Prime: The humans should not have to pay for our mistakes...

Mike: ...just our overpriced action figures!
Mike J. Nelson, Riff Trax

Ass: HYPNOSNOT, I CHOOSE YOU!
Crock: Why did you pick that particular Hokéycon to battle with?! Because it can absorb high damage?

Ass: Because the last quarterly report showed an 18% dip in Hypnosnot sales! Luckily, our viewers are sheep! A little TV exposure should boost earnings back up!
"Buy all our playsets and toys!"
Cheat Commandos theme song
"I am selling this Gundam!"

The Nerd: We know what the real message is...

Both: BUY OUR FUCKING PRODUCTS!