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Optimus Prime: The humans should not have to pay for our mistakes...

Mike: ...just our overpriced action figures!
Mike J. Nelson, Riff Trax
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Ass: HYPNOSNOT, I CHOOSE YOU!
Crock: Why did you pick that particular Hokéycon to battle with?! Because it can absorb high damage?

Ass: Because the last quarterly report showed an 18% dip in Hypnosnot sales! Luckily, our viewers are sheep! A little TV exposure should boost earnings back up!
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"Buy all our playsets and toys!"
Cheat Commandos theme song
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"I am selling this Gundam!"
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The Nerd: We know what the real message is...

Both: BUY OUR FUCKING PRODUCTS!
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