Minor Injury Overreaction/Quotes

"OH GOD PUT A GORE WARNING NEXT TIME YOU ASS HAT!"

—Preston Arnold, Bronyism

"Oh my god! I'm in pain! I think this is what pain feels like!"

—Captain Hammer, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog

"Talking man hurt Hulk! Hulk rip off Talking Man's HEAD!"

—Hulk, "Hulk vs Wolverine"

"I'll have you know that I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for 20 minutes."

—SpongeBob SquarePants, "No Weenies Allowed"

BLOOD! IT'S MY BLOOD!

—Gaara, Naruto

Blood? Blood!? OW! IT HURTS!!!!!

—Mr. Heart, Fist of the North Star

"That...hurt. IT HURT!"

—Frieza, Dragon Ball