Mirror Match/Quotes

Phineas: Well, at least I'm evenly matched.

—Phineas and Ferb

Homestar: Aw, man, SHADOW Homestar? 'Hey, I've got a wonderful idea! Let's dip the main character in a vat of ink and make you fight him before you get to the end boss!'

—Homestar Runner Email 2000

McGee: All right. Ooh, okay - Gibbs versus...
[Gibbs walks up behind Abby]
McGee: Gibbs.

Abby: Oh, oh that's good! Okay, so um, evil twin or a clone?

—Abby Sciutto and Tim McGee, on various Ultimate Showdowns involving Gibbs, NCIS 6x10 - "Road Kill"

"Who's that handsome devil?"

—Kefka Palazzo on fighting himself, Dissidia Final Fantasy

"I get to fight with the best fighter in the world!"

—Jecht on fighting himself, Dissidia Final Fantasy

Snake: Colonel, it's me! I'm fighting myself!
Colonel: Snake, what's going on out there?! Could it be...? Has the "Les Enfants Terribles" project really come this far?!
Snake: It's more than that! He's got my moves, my gear... It's like looking in a mirror!
Colonel: Do you think they collected data on you, and created another Snake?
Snake: He's got the same build, too. Creepy. But his Sneaking Suit is a different color. And his tactics are slightly different.

Colonel: Interesting. So even if you're evenly matched in power, your fighting styles will make a big difference. You've faced tougher odds in the past, Snake. Don't let this impostor beat you!

—Super Smash Bros Brawl

Just what I need, another clone.

—Spider-Man facing himself in Marvel Super Heroes

You know, I remember reading somewhere that there are only two truly meaningful things you can do with your doppleganger when you're locked in a room. You can fight them... Or f#@k them.

—Brian O'Donovan, to Dan O'Brien, Agents of Cracked ^[1]

"If I can defeat myself I will become complete!"

—Evil Ryu on fighting his good counterpart, Street Fighter IV

↑ They don't fight.

[1] They don't fight.

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