Mister Seahorse/Quotes
Doc: How do I say this, your friend is... —Red vs. Blue, Episode 76
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Dave: I mean, Helen's something special. I've fallen for women before, but never like this. I look at her, and I see myself spending my life with her... I see us growing old together... I see myself bearing her children... |
Greg: When I got home that night, —Whose Line Is It Anyway??, the "Got Pregnant on a Date" Irish Drinking Song
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"I was watching Animal Planet, did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? And I was thinking, 'Why don't they just call that the female seahorse?' You know it's just some stubborn scientist: |
"Well, there's good news -- you've had a baby; the bad news is, it's blown your cock off!"
—Frankie Boyle, Mock the Week.
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Frylock: Meatwad, you cannot possibly be pregnant! —"Gee Whiz", Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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Stan: I want to have babies. |
M-Preg: Since there exists no fanfic genre of ‘M-PMT’ or ‘M-bloody awful period pain’, this is one outlet to make your characters get all the suffering of being female with none of the benefits. Bwahahaahahaa!
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"I am Kirk and Spock's illegitimate butt baby. ... Kock."
—Andy Dick
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Neil: But that's impossible! |