Monster (manga)/Funny

Everything About Fiction You Never Wanted to Know.



"Oh no! Another mistake! Boy I'm clumsy today! Whoops!"

  • I couldn't have been the only one who laughed when Tenma told Gillen--an old classmate that though Tenma looked down on him for cheating on his medical exam-- that he cheated on the test too, could I? Gee Dr. Gillen, those years of resentment must have felt kinda pointless after that revelation, huh?
  • This may have been unintentional, but...

Tenma: DON'T TAKE ANOTHER STEP!!! *guy falls down*

  • Dieter trying to be badass in the club. He orders an alcoholic beverage, drinks without problems and walks away... only to throw up outside.
  • Heckel's reaction to that rare rug being destroyed in order to stop the Turkish district fire from getting worse.
  • In "Be My Baby", Heckel and Dieter playing soccer... or rather, Dieter trying to play with Heckel and Heckel becoming increasingly annoyed about it.

Heckel: Ow! Sonova... after getting hit in the face with the soccer ball
Dieter: Hey, nice header!
Heckel: Did I look like I was ready to you!?
Dieter: Hey! Remember what I said, you can't use your hands! That's a yellow card.
Heckel: I'm throwin' this into traffic if you mention the rules one more time!
Dieter: If you keep talkin' like that, you'll get a red card.
Heckel: Shut up!

  • The Baby's reaction to Nina leaving after she pointed a gun at him. "But first, I need some new briefs."
  • Martin's reaction to getting shot in the stomach. "You idiot! You're supposed to aim for the head!"
    • "I hate this job."