Spam spam spam spam spam
spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
spam spam eggs and spam.
And now for something
Completely different from
That trite old Catch Phrase.
True innovators
Break every rule that they can
Wink wink nudge nudge say no more.
I wish to complain
That this haiku is no more.
It has ceased to be.
He's a lumberjack,
Sleeps all night and works all day ...
Wears high heels and ... what??
Liberty Bell March,
Halted by a giant foot.
Would Sousa approve?