Morally-Ambiguous Ducktorate/Quotes

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I want a new duck
One that won't try to bite
One that won't chew a hole in my socks

One that won't quack all night
"Weird Al" Yankovic, "I Want A New Duck"
A duck is quite a scary animal! That’s why he stopped appearing. I am just too afraid of its malicious bill and plucking.
Raocow