Mordor/Quotes

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Ahh, look! How lovely! The black clouds of twilight are so fetching today...
Come on guys, we have a nice settlement, why didn't you stick around? Was it the ashen wasteland? The bloodstained gates? Was it the screams of madmen or the stench of death? We've got awful nice engravings of some fucking cheese here, come the fuck on in!

Its not even a nice place to visit!