Most Definitely Not a Villain/Quotes

Then I ram my ovipositor down your throat and lay my eggs in your chest. But I'm not an alien!

—Tom Servo, speaking for Exeter while watching This Island Earth, Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

Sabine (disguised as a police officer): He was just speaking to me, a police officer, about his brother Nale's treatment in prison.
Nale (disguised as Elan): Right! Because I am Elan, and I am foolishly and inexplicably merciful to enemies who would gladly butcher me, against the better judgement of my allies.

Vaarsuvius: Hmmm. Well, that certainly is one of your more puzzling qualities. Very well.

—Order of the Stick

We are looking for a particular robot. A... fellow robot. Because we are also robots.

—Antimony Carver, disguised as a robot, Gunnerkrigg Court

Yes, I am your friend. I run a non-demon restaurant here in your space-time manifold, of which I am a native.

—Demon-Jame, Terror Island

Guard-bot #2: Be you robot or human?
Leela: Robot... we be.
Fry: Uh, yup. Just two robots out robot-ing it up!

(Leela and Fry both begin dancing The Robot)

—Futurama, "Fear of a Bot Planet"

I'm Dr. Alex Brisbane. I'm definitely not a villain.

—Yu-Gi-Oh: Cr@psule Monsters

...Okay, yes, [Seymour] dragged a Great Old One up in chains from hell itself to serve him, but that doesn't make him evil. (chuckles nervously) Whu-whu-why would you think that? The man's a hero! Uh, praise be to Yevon!

—Spoony reviewing Final Fantasy X

Liandrin: Soon we will capture al'Thor's friends on Toman Head, and then he will be ours! Then the Great Lord will rule the known world!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Moiraine: Did you say something?

Liandrin: No. Go Light.

He´s a very very nice man, and he said he would never ever Double-Cross anyone, and to prove that, he sent me a nice basket of dog biscuits for me to eat. Yummy!

—Your officer, regarding Sergeant Kilmore, Heart of Evil

"Hello, friends. I am a perfectly normal human worm-baby. You have nothing, absolutely nothing, to fear from me, so just ignore everything I say and we'll get along just fine."

—Invader Zim