My Little Panzer/Quotes

[On Children's Chemistry sets] The boy on the box is making a clock powered by a potato. The boy in his bedroom is making a device that will lead to the evacuation of Slough.

—Jack Dee

Store Clerk: Do you want it with the "Authorized to use physical force OS" or the "Loyal as a puppy OS?"
Commander Badass: I just said it was for my kids, didn't I?

Store Clerk: I don't know what kind of father you are, sir. And frankly, I didn't want to insult you by making assumptions.

—Manly Guys Doing Manly Things

Reese: Don't be afraid, it's just a toy.

—Stargate SG-1