My Own Grampa/Quotes

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"Oooh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I'm My Own Grandpa! Let's get the hell out of here already! Screw history!"
Professor Farnsworth, clearly no longer concerned with Temporal Paradoxes, Futurama: Roswell That Ends Well


Lister: At some point after the baby's borm we must go back in time and leave me under the pool table at the Aigburth Arms. We wrote Ouroboros on the box to explain! I'm my own father... and Chris is my ex-girlfriend and my mum!

Cat: You should write a letter to Playboy, bud. I bet you anything it'd get printed.