Naruto/Drinking Game

Drinking game for Naruto:

MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

The following set of rules have been created for play with alcoholic beverages in mind, but can be just as extensively enjoyed with non-alcoholic replacements. Although there are no specific guidelines when it comes to the amount of what constitutes a "drink", "sip", etc., participants are encouraged to ascertain (and discuss amongst one another if more than one person is present) personal limits beforehand.

However, if you find that you would like an established guideline: For this drinking game, a sip is roughly half a mouthful of your drink. For those that play using shots, they also count as one sip.

Because of the vast differences between Parts I and II, and even between the story arcs themselves, some rules may become less common after a certain point in your game. For this purpose, there are not only more rules, but there are a few "extreme rules" to help those that want "a challenge".

Take one sip every time (unless otherwise mentioned)...

Naruto goes to Ichiraku Ramen.
Sakura hits Naruto.
Inner Sakura appears.
Anybody cries.
- Two if it's Sakura.
- Three if it's Lee or Guy.
Ino and Sakura have a disagreement.
Somebody fangirls over Sasuke.
Killer Bee raps.
Somebody calls Chōji any variation of "fat".
Orochimaru mentions anything about Sasuke.
Hinata gets shy around Naruto.
- Take two if she faints.
A "Kage" is seen.
- Take a sip per one.
Finish your drink if all members of the Konoha 11/12 appear in the same scene.
- Extreme rule: Finish three drinks.
The Konoha Hospital is seen.
There is a Retcon scene.
Somebody has a Flashback.
- Take a gulp for every flashback within a flashback.
  - Half the drink for a flashback of something that happened about five minutes ago, or a fourth of the drink for every flashback of an event that happened in the very same chapter/episode.
- Finish your drink if it's "sad" or "tragic".
Somebody gets poisoned.
Finish your drink when Naruto is shown to use a newly-acquired jutsu for first time.
Naruto goes into "Kyūbi Mode".
- Take one sip per tail.
Extreme Rule: A Genjutsu or Ninjutsu technique of any variety is used.
- Take two if both are used in the same battle.
- Take four if both are used in the same battle by the same person.
A Kekkei Genkai (Bloodline Limit) ability is used.
- Take two if it's a mixed Nature (e.g., Yamato's Wood Release, Haku's Ice Release).
Take two sips whenever Edo Tensei no Jutsu (Impure World Resurrection Technique) is used.
- Extreme rule: A sip per resurrected person.
  - Also counts as a Suicide Rule considering the number of shinobi Kabuto brought back.
A Henge no Jutsu/Transformation Technique is used.
- Take two if it's Sexy no Jutsu.
An ANBU member is seen onscreen.
- Take two if they're actually fighting.
- Extreme rule: Take a sip for each member, and two more for each one in battle.
A character says their Catch Phrase.
- Finish your drink if Naruto says "Dattebayo!" more than once in the same scene.
Any character proceeds to explain their battle tactics or jutsu details to their opponent.
- Take two if they do these both in the same battle.
A character uses their signature jutsu/move.
- Take two if a character with more than one signature move uses two or more in one battle. For example, if Naruto uses both Rasengan and Shadow Clone Justu.
  - Doesn't Naruto HAVE to use Shadow Clone Jutsu FOR Rasengan?
  - Not anymore, he doesn't.
Any member of "Akatsuki" is mentioned or referenced to.
- Take two if the member is dead/defected.
- Extreme rule: A sip for each member mentioned. Finish your drink if the member is dead/defected.
Any two Akatsuki members have a disagreement.
- Extreme rule: Take two if it involves Hidan, Deidara and/or Tobi.
Finish your drink if somebody significant dies. Basically, anybody with a name that has appeared at least a few times (in other words, random mooks don't count).
- Extreme rule: Finish your drink if anybody dies. For multiple deaths, take a sip for each fatality.
- Suicidal rule: Finish a drink per death!
A kunai or shuriken is used.
- Take two if both are used in the same battle.
- Extreme rule: take one sip for each kunai and/or shuriken in the scene. For maximum extremity, include the two extra sips after finishing the required number of sips if the battle contains both kunai and shuriken.
A Sharingan is seen.
- Take two for Mangekyō Sharingan.
- Extreme rule: A sip for each character whose Sharingan is/are visible. Two sips each for Mangekyō Sharingan.
A Summoning Technique is used.
- Take two if more than one character uses a summoning technique.
- Extreme rule: Instead of taking two sips, finish your drink.
Take a sip anytime a closeup of a character's toes gets shown.
- Take two gulps if you see someone with closed-toe shoes.
  - Finish your drink if a character is barefoot. Down two if it's a kunoichi. Three if it's Sakura or Hinata.
Challenge- Take four drinks at leisure if you catch any instance of Four Is Death in the series.
- Mentions of Four Is Death equals a Suicidal Rule due to the sheer number. Ironic.
One drink anytime the token idiot of a squad someone does something astonishingly stupid.
- 3 and a half if Neji is the culprit. Good luck finding that rare moment.
One gulp each time Sasuke mentions his clan, two each time he mentions revenge.
- Another gulp for each time he mentions or thinks about Itachi. Another sip for each mention or thought during a flashback.
Chug the whole freaking drink if someone pulls a Deus Ex Machina. If it involves the Great Snake Escape, down a whole pack of beer and shout the filthiest swears you know at Kishimoto, with a Skyward Scream thrown in for good measure.
Each time someone mentions something about a "ninja way".
- Take two if it's Naruto.
Each time someone mentions hatred or the cycle of revenge.
- Take two if someone mentions both in the same sentence.
Whenever Deidara is heard saying something about art.
- Take four if it's in an argument with Sasori over whose art is better.
When Deidara ends a sentence with "Hmmm"/"Un" (Anime/Online Manga translations).
A gulp for every perverted action, expression, gesture, thought, comment, or fantasy Jiraiya commits.
One sip each time Orochimaru does something disturbing or snakelike with his tounge.
Two big swigs for every mention or thinly-veiled innuendo about Tsunade's buxom chest- two more sips if you catch the Stealth Pun at the start of this sentence.
One drink for every time Shikamaru says "How troublesome/What a drag."
Three gulps for each manical laugh Hidan gets off.
Take two drinks while flipping a crisp stack of dollar bills in your hand if Kakuzu mentions money.
- Toss the money in the air if he bitch-slaps someone with his bounty-filled suitcase.
Filler Rule: Take one drink for every ten episodes of filler you encounter.
- Suicidal Rule: Watch all the filler in one setting while abiding by the Filler Rule. Puke on a photo of the main studio that animates Naruto afterward. Yeah... it's gonna suck.

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