Naughty Tentacles/Quotes

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"Do you here that sound? That's the sound of H.P. Lovecraft rolling in his grave at 600rpm"
—The Internet
"1601. Cephalopods do not get bonuses to attack Japanese women."
Things Mr Welch (The Loonie) can no longer to in an RPG
Knowing that tentacles have a preference for True Loves, I will keep an eye out for any and all creatures that might have them.
—The True Love List: things I will do if I am ever a love interest.
A shocking case of Poké-Love?!
—Pokémon Fan Club Newsletter headline, Pokémon Special

Jil: Fatina's been captured! We need to help her!
Neeba: Wait!
Jil: Neeba, why are you stopping me?!
Neeba: Look!
<The tentacles wrap more tightly around Fatina.>
Jil: What about it?
Neeba: Just watch closely!
<Neeba begins to drool.>

Gasp! Look what that tentacle monster is doing to that poor girl! We should do something!
I know! Let's gawk at them!

—from a Katsukon 2008 cosplay parodying this genre