Nerds Are Virgins/Quotes

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"You're watching the Syfy, television for the thrity-eight-year-old virgin"
—Pre-skit tagline from Mad TV
  • Kederaji is now officially offended by the Red Cross.

<FraX> How much blood did they want today?
<Kederaji> Well, you know that questionnaire they ask you before they poke you with the needle?
<FraX> Yeah.
<Kederaji> Well, the guy took a look at me and started marking all the sex related questions as "No".
<Kederaji> Didn't even bother to ask me, just marked them "No."
<Kederaji> The bastard.
<FraX> Was he right?

<Kederaji> He was, but that's not the point!
—bash.org