NetHack/Quotes
A collection of hilarious NetHack-related quotes is actively maintained on alt.org and serves as the source site for many of the following quotes, except where otherwise noted. The specific IRC channel will be noted where possible and appropriate.
the wakisashi is a special sword carried by real samurai in their off hand. they used it for forcing chests in between battles. —IRC user 'blackcustard', dated March 1, 2013
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<MPR|> !rng 2 or 3 —from #nethack, dated March 1, 2013
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I'd forgotten how much I hate mind flayers. —IRC user 'SpeedEvil', dated March 15, 2013
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I have decided (I'm farming in my current game) that pudding farming absolutely sucks and is mind-numbing. —IRC user 'raxvulpine' to 'Anden', dated March 1, 2013
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Sokoban has the "aggravate player" extrinsic. —IRC user 'Tjr', dated August 2, 2013
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<Khor> "You were a pacifist until turn 6525." —from #ascension.run, dated May 12, 2015
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<attie> don't think being in the dungeon counts as a reason for divorce if you are the Chosen One and it has been known since birth that you would be sent off to the Dungeons of Doom. —A casual session of Wild Mass Guessing, dated January 17, 2019
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Skippy sank in lava, Corwin turned to slime, |
excalibur is a crutch, REAL nethack players use only the wizard of yendor's corpse or an orcish dagger —Discord user riker on proper weapon choice, dated March 12, 2021
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